Florida Man March 3: Pancakes & Sausages, Donuts and a Flying Alligator

Today we are going to take a look at some stories from Florida Man on March 3. From someone who only wanted to eat his pancakes in the middle of the road to a flying alligator coming out of a car. Here are 3 stories to make your day better or worse.

Florida Man March 3, 2017 – Eating Breakfast in the Middle of the Road

Definitely the most important meal of the day, but our Florida Man, Mark Robinsons chose to have his meal in the worst place possible.

Robinsons, 28 years old from Lakewood Ranch was ticketed at around 8 o’clock in the morning when he was caught by policemen in the middle of the boulevard having his pancakes with sausages and a cup of brewed coffee.

After he bought his breakfast from nearby diner, he pulled a small table and a chair to the middle of the road and set up his early morning meal.

Not long after, police noticed and approached him and asking him to move to the proper place to eat, instead, he asked if he could finish his meal where he is.

Florida Man March 3- Flying Alligator

It was in the afternoon of March 3 in Loxahatchee, Florida when a live 3-foot alligator came flying out of a window of a black sedan. The woman driving was named Victoria James aged 54.

A complaint was filed by Floyd Perez a resident of Orange Blvd. He was standing on the side of the road with his wife and 2 daughters waiting for the light to cross the street when the black car pulled over in front of them and threw the reptile.

They were shocked and his kids began screaming out of fear when they saw the animal in front of them, alive and moving.

When Victoria James was caught, she was charged with unlawful possession and transportation of an alligator and also drunk driving.

In her statement she said, “I just want to get rid of him, he’s too big already”. That was her only reason for throwing out the poor reptile.

Florida Man March 3 – Arrested For Throwing A Donut to A Child

A Sumter county man was arrested and charged with child cruelty and after allegedly assaulting an 8-year-old boy.

Thomas McKinley,  52 years old told police that he was just having an argument with the child’s mother and had no intention of hurting the kid.

The mother and son were outside a coffee shop when McKinley bumped into them and kept walking without apologizing. He even made the boy cry when he dropped his donut.

Susana Gardner, the mother started yelling at McKinley when her son started crying because he was also hurt. McKinley stopped walking and yelled back to Gardner.

The two started arguing in the middle of a crowd. Gardner was pointing out what he did to her son, when McKinley picked up the donut and threw it at the boy.

This is when the mother became furious and started hitting him. He didn’t fight back but was trying to defend himself from her and when he moved his hand, he almost slapped the son and made him cry even more.

The County deputy was just around the block and responded quickly and arrested McKinley.


I think we can all agree that Florida Man can always one up you no matter how outrageous you think you are. There’s always someone in Florida doing something even crazier than the next. If you enjoyed this Florida Man entry, I’m pretty sure you’re gonna love what he did on August 13 as well.

If you would like to know what Florida was up to on your birthday, please fell free to leave your request in the comments below.

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